May 2013
indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
It’s scary to know that you could spend days, months, even years getting to know a person, and in the blink of an eye, they could be completely gone.
whyamisorandom:
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
3ridan:
well i already know im going to hell
at this point it’s really go big or go home
your virginity (Taken with instagram)
ilikeyourliplock:
sextingllamas:
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
My hairdresser is my mum and yes I find it very uncomfortable.
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Anonymous asked: I love your face and your tits !
ther4flu:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Reblog this if its okay for your followers to...
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
foxnewsofficial:
walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password”
people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 130,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
“You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...”
– Pan’s Labyrinth (via creatingaquietmind)
cum-for-me-satan:
all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself
